David Wadler’s Assorted Thoughts

9/29/2004

Alan Keyes – Flip-Flopper, Homophobe…and future Fashion Plate?

Filed under: Politics — admin @ 3:26 am

Alan Keyes has been described as a master orator, and I must confess that there is something both authoritative and comforting about his voice. Until you pay attention to what he’s saying that is. At that point, he’s either wacky or scary; I haven’t yet been able to decide which. The New York Daily News ran a blurb (which seems to have come from Wonkette) yesterday suggesting that Keyes’s daughter, Maya, might be a lesbian. This on the heels of Daddy Alan’s attack on Vice President Cheney’s daughter’s sexuality. From Windy City Media Group:

Illinois U.S. Senate candidate Alan Keyes made news by calling Mary Cheney a “selfish hedonist” in an interview with Sirius Satellite Radio’s OutQ channel.

“If we embrace homosexuality as a proper basis for marriage, we are saying that it’s possible to have a marriage state that in principal excludes procreation and is based simply on the premise of selfish hedonism,” Keyes told OutQ. He was then asked if that meant Mary Cheney “is a selfish hedonist,” Keyes said “That goes by definition. Of course she is.”

He later told the Chicago Tribune: “I have said that if you are actively engaging in homosexual relations, those relations are about selfish hedonism. If my daughter were a lesbian, I’d look at her and say, ‘That is a relationship that is based on selfish hedonism.’ I would also tell my daughter that it’s a sin, and she needs to pray to the Lord God to help her to deal with that sin.”

Dick Cheney, while supportive of President Bush’s agenda as it relates to gay marriage, doesn’t personally support a federal ban, preferring instead to defer to individual states. (A states rights advocate in this administration? Wow, that smacks of real Republicanism!)

As for Keyes, it should only take him a few short years before he comes around and embraces a gay lifestyle personally. After all, this is the same man who is running for public office in a state where he’s never lived not very long after having this to say about Hillary Clinton’s 2000 Senate bid: “And I deeply resent the destruction of federalism represented by Hillary Clinton’s willingness to go into a state she doesn’t even live in and pretend to represent people there. So I certainly wouldn’t imitate it.” Does this constitute a flip-flop? I’d say so, but give it some time and those flip-flops will turn into a pair of 6-inch stiletto heels. For more on Keyes’s soon-to-be ill-fated run, look here. Maybe after he’s soundly defeated, he’ll take his rightful place as the 6th member of the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy team.

9/27/2004

Barry Bonds — Too Many Intentional Walks

Filed under: Sports, Baseball — admin @ 1:55 am

Remember when you were in 7th grade, thinking to yourself, “Why do we have to learn all this math? I’m never going to use it.” If you indeed tuned out, then perhaps you should take a job in baseball. (You’ll have a hard time working for the A’s, Dodgers, Red Sox, Blue Jays, and a few other teams, but there are jobs aplenty in and around baseball for the mathematically challenged.)

Many baseball fans have voiced their frustration at watching pitchers intentionally or quasi-intentionally walk Barry Bonds repeatedly. Typically, the decision to give Bonds first base comes from the manager. Considering a manager’s prime directive is to give his team its best chance to win, quite a few skippers should be on the chopping block. What strikes me as odd is that amid the discussion of rules changes for intentional walks (ludicrous for many reasons), rarely does the IBB for Bonds tactic get called into question. Bear in mind that the S.F. left fielder has received more intentional walks thus far in 2004 than Alex Rodriguez, a feared hitter in his own right, has in his entire career. Pardon the pun, but ask yourself, “Does that add up?”

The Chicago Tribune’s Phil Rogers recently touched on differences in managerial approach towards Bonds by current manager Phil Garner and their manager of a few years ago, Larry Dierker. Rogers looks at their tendencies and concludes that Garner will be more aggressive in facing Bonds. Fair enough. Although there is little quantitative analysis to support the writer’s conjecture, I’m inclined to give him a pass and examine the primary question that the article raises: Do all these intentional walks make sense?

In 2001, Dierker’s pitchers walked Bonds eight times in a three game series much to the chagrin of the fans who wanted to watch Mark McGwire’s home run record fall. Though the strategy was booed, Dierker — to this day — thinks that if one wants to maximize the chances of victory against the Giants, “an opponent would be wise to intentionally walk Bonds every time he came to bat unless the bases were loaded, the score was tied and it was the bottom of the ninth, 10th, 11th, etc.”

Dierker addresses the aforementioned strategy: “You can support that idea statistically. If you do the math, you’re better off walking him than pitching to him … I think over the course of time, you probably would be better off walking him every single time.'’

Before I take Dierker up on his offer and “do the math,” I’m going to share Rogers’s mathematical take on this: “If Bonds walked every plate appearances all season, he’d have a 1.000 on-base percentage and a zero slugging average. That’s a 1.000 OPS, which creates fewer runs than Bonds’ 1.378 OPS from 2001 or his 1.437 this season, when he’s been the best hitter in the history of the game.”

First, let’s take a look at what Phil Rogers said. It’s true, a 1.000 OPS will typically yield fewer runs than a 1.378 OPS or a 1.437 OPS. The key word, however, is typically. There are two things that are taken for granted in Rogers’s assertion. First of all, OBP is a far more significant factor than SLG in determining a player’s offensive efficacy. Using a number somewhere between 1.64 and 1.8 as a multiplier for OBP and then adding the resultant number to SLG provides a more accurate assessment than a conventional unweighted OPS. Perhaps more damning though is that Rogers never accounts for the edge case, but that is exactly the scenario he offers the reader.

The imaginary player the Rogers describes looks like this (I’ll use unweighted OPS for the sake of simplicity):

PA     H    BB   OBP     SLG      OPS
500    0    500  1.000   1.000    0.000

Imagine a player who was exactly the same, save for a single in his first plate appearance. Basically, the player gets a hit and then is intentionally walked the rest of the season. Here are his numbers:

PA     H    BB   OBP     SLG      OPS
500    1    499  1.000   1.000    2.000

And if that hitter were to have hit a homerun in his first trip to the plate?

PA     H    BB   OBP     SLG      OPS
500    1    499  1.000   4.000    5.000

Each of the previous scenarios describes seasons that are quite close to identical, but the OPS is ridiculously skewed by the small sample size of at-bats.

OK, ready to do the math? Here we go…. The most important thing a batter can do is not make an out. Outs are precious as a team is only guaranteed 27 of them (24 for a winning home team) over the course of a 9-inning game. By offering a batter an intentional pass, a team is eliminated the chance of the batter’s generating an out. Bonds is an extremely dangerous hitter, but a good part of the threat he poses derives from the opposition’s unwillingness to pitch to him.

Let’s take a look at some stats. According to the formula for runs created per 27 outs (i.e. how many runs a team composed of nine instances of a particular hitter would score), a lineup of nine Barry Bondses would score almost 21 runs/game. (To put this number in context, only two other NL players have managed double digits and those players — Todd Helton and Jim Edmonds — are still below 11.) Now, take the batter Phil Rogers offered a figure out how many runs a team composed of nine of him would score. The number? Infinity. Intentionally walking every batter in the order repeatedly would eliminate all outs. The lineup would bat around until the end of time. While Bonds’s almost 21 runs created/27 outs in impressive, the imaginary player’s infinite runs created/27 outs would eliminate the need for a pitching staff in road games.

Dierker — a very good pitcher in his day, but clearly not mathematician — concluded by saying, “Over a long course of time, the math would be borne out, but in a three-game series, I don’t think you can count on it.” Taken by itself, this statement is accurate: Over a small sample, one can’t expect outcomes that are 100% consistent with the law of averages. Understanding this, Dierker should have played his hand the smartest way possible, pitching to Bonds with much greater regularity while realizing that though he may get burned a time or two, he is playing the odds. Besides, the odds are that, given enough series, Bonds will also experience less-than-favorable results on occasion.

9/26/2004

Riding the Pine on the Day of Atonement

Filed under: Sports, Baseball — admin @ 11:23 pm

I try not to read Jack McDowell’s column. Honest. I’ve long found him irritating, whether he was giving interviews after games or sparring with my father on television. But his columns have been particularly grating. However, with a bit too much free time — and not enough interesting baseball news — I found myself clicking on one of McDowell’s more columns.

The issue at hand? McDowell doesn’t understand why Shawn Green a game during Yom Kippur. This issue has reared its head before; Sandy Koufax and Hank Greenberg both elected to observe the most sacred of Jewish holidays rather than play. It seems that neither history, nor present, have enlightened the pitcher turned columnist. For those of you interested in seeing something more informative (and less provincial) Greg Garber of ESPN did a much better job deciphering the issues at play in his piece, “The Passion of the Athlete.”

I wonder if Elvis would have sat out a concert or two had he known about his roots.

9/11/2004

Ichiro — Good, not Great

Filed under: General, Baseball — admin @ 1:48 pm

Don’t Believe the Hype
It’s about time…. Somebody (Dayn Perry) finally published something realistic about Ichiro Suzuki. The Mariner’s right fielder is exciting to watch. He gets down the line in a blur, had a seemingly bionic right arm, and plays the game with a certain flair. Despite all of those wonderful attributes, he has not established himself as a great player. Indeed, while Ichiro may put his power on display in batting practice, he spends far too much time beating out infield singles during games. Since he rarely walks, his OBP is not too much higher than his batting average. Fortunately, his batting average is so good that he does spend a fair bit of time on base.

Ichiro is a good player, but no superstar. As of this writing, the following were among the less-heralded AL players who had notched a higher OPS:

  • Melvin Mora - the Orioles 3B is having a career year, but few realize what an offensive force he truly is.
  • Travis Hafner - he’s making Cleveland’s fans forget about the loss of Jim Thome.
  • Aaron Rowand - finally living up to his promise.
  • Eric Chavez - maybe he’s too well-regarded to be on this list, but now that he’s drawing walks, look out.
  • Erubiel Durazo - healthy and starting with some regularity.
  • Carlos Guillen - I’m sure Ichiro’s Mariners are kicking themselves for thinking that Rich Aurilia would be an upgrade. The rest of us are scratching our heads at how anyone could have felt that way.
  • Jason Varitek - the Red Sox backstop can hit a bit too.
  • Hideki Matsui - while clearly not the type of hitter he was in Japan, he’s still pretty good…and more productive than Ichiro.
  • Carlos Delgado - he only makes the list because he’s having his worst year in 7 seasons and is still more of an offensive force than Ichiro.

There are a bunch of other places who are having better offensive seasons than Ichiro whom I didn’t put on the list. I don’t know that anyone disputes that Manny Ramirez or Gary Sheffield are far more dangerous hitters. And as for Ichiro’s much-vaunted base-stealing? He has swiped 34 bags and been caught 10 times. That’s helpful, but stealing a base every four games does little to help your team score runs.

Farewell PlanetGordon
This blog used to run on MovableType before I switched to WordPress yesterday. My hands-on introduction to blogging came when my friend, Doug, mentioned he wanted a website. The domain names he was considering were all taken. PlanetGordon popped into my head and it grew on him. After he registered the domain, I dilly-dallied, but eventually set up MoveableType for him. It was an adventure for the two of us and I got a nice little tour of Brooklyn to boot.

Doug has been the most reliable blogger I know and he’s done me proud. His site has been featured online, in newspapers, and on TV and radio. But now that he’s married, he’s taking a hiatus for awhile. He’s generated close to a million hits, so I’m sure his readers will bombard him with email, urging him to return. We’ll all cross our fingers that he does.

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